Why do they call you ‘the Gata’?
Because I was raised by reptiles in the swamps of Louisiana,
and I represent a greater community of swamp-folk. People
also call me DC Stingray, Dr Rainbow, and ‘hey no-pants’.
How and when did you start playing ultimate?
I really started at Harvard under the tutelage of Zeph
Landau, but my interest was peeked when I worked at
a place called Camp Becket.
A lot of people know you as the Home Brood
cheerleader…what was your role with that team?
Home Brood isn’t a team so much as a way of life,
and I abide by their teachings. I would say that I contributed
energy and a spiritual revitalization to the team. I
was a mascot and a spiritual advisor.
What is your favorite tourney and why?
Kaimana is the obvious choice...the pavilion, the fields,
the beach…and it’s all in Hawaii. Also,
I was the mayor of tent city there in 2002.
What is your favorite moment in your ultimate
career?
My first year playing with Harvard, we were playing
at Regionals vs. Hampshire. It was the game to go, and
on the last point I ended up making a lay out grab to
end the game. It was a really long point, and I was
so exhausted, I just laid there clutching the disc for
what seemed like minutes.
What are your hobbies and interests other than
ultimate?
Bocce ball is a very relaxing game, and I enjoy frying
turkeys— there’s a skill set involved there.
Also, every year I host a ‘pie-off’. It
is a culinary event of my creation...an event of the
highest integrity, out of respect for and to pay homage
to my mother’s apple pie.
Tell me about your worst loss in a roshambo?
I entered a rock-paper-scissors tourney as Professor
Scissorhands once. I lost in the first round...obviously.
What are some of the teams you have played
on?
Harvard Ultimate, Luv Gun, The Great Kabuki and the
Bootalicious Express, Jackson Family Victory Tour, Bumpy
Knuckles (although I really just named the team and
then bailed on all the tourneys.)
What is your favorite tourney stunt/ performance?
The Kaimana/West Side Story ode was pretty sweet, it
is true, but I think my super-duper favorite was singing
Thriller on the Jackson Family Victory Tour at Humboldt
Harvest ‘97. During quarters we took a time out
so that we could perform it, choreography and all.
Do you do any training for ultimate?
Absolutely not, I choose to ignore all soreness, injuries
and lack of being in shapedness. Best policy for game-time
prep—watch old Battlestar Galactica episodes,
hold your flask close to the vest, and wait for the
‘visions’ to stop torturing you.
You are well known for your cheers...can you
tell me a bit about your favorite one?
Well, the Mama Say cheer that Chicken and I wrote for
Home Brood ‘01 was pretty strong. It went to the
tune of Michael Jackson’s Wanna Be Startin’
Somethin’:
call: hey brood, what’s that you’ve got?
response: aww, it’s nothing, we ain’t got
a lot
call: looks like you’ve got a caribou, or even
a moose-a
response: well, it ain’t this and it ain’t
that, it’s just my macoosa
call: who’s coosa?
response: my coosa
You get the picture.
I just have to know where you got your theatrical
skills...because you really have a talent for it.
I have always wanted to be Tony from West Side Story...I
have been training for that all my life. I got a lot
of ideas and creative thoughts from my friend Dave Reiter.
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